unshaped:

SHE DREW A FACE ON A CARROT


bunnyhug:

phenomenal comment chain on a lyric video for nicki minaj’s verse from Monster


jadejett:

I have so much Uni work to do but I just want to relax and sleep even tho I don’t deserve to relax since I’ve done literally nothing tiring today?????


Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that’s a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull.


The thing about being an actor is that you’re acting. It’s not that big of a deal of to play someone different from yourself.


paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

image


pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet


coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 


hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver


koffae:

been queued for the 1st day of spring for nearly a year, holla


auntiewitch:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power


ev4n-perks:

australia’s youth in a nutshell


opulate:

this is like the most painful moment in any movie ever


decotex:

white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.


interstellarmage:

assigned… at birth? holy shit, that assignment must be so overdue, i hope this gender doesn’t effect my GPA


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