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nowimthevillain:

if this isn’t the next album cover they are doing it wrong

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

melkior:

send hELP

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

rhaegar-the-last-dragon perguntou: CAN WE SEE YOUR THUMB NAIL??!

yes prepare

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eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

stlinski:

meet the blogger

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE

  • name: Izzy
  • eye color: Blue
  • hair style/color: Uhhhh, depends when you catch me. At this very moment its a high/low fire red/orange bob.
  • height: Short
  • clothing style: Leather and pretty.
  • best physical feature: My ass, you fuckers.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
  • your fears: Needles. Dead set, needles.
  • your guilty pleasure: Ain’t guilty of shit, I like rap music, really bad rap music, but I’m not ashamed.
  • ambitions for the future: Write and direct theatre in my own theatre company.

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS

  • your first thoughts waking up: SHIT DO I HAVE WORK nope lets lay here for three hours
  • what you think about most: how weird the back of my hair feels, at the moment anyway, and also how fucking gross my bloody thumb nail looks.
  • what you think about before bed: Podcasts are my go too, so usually I’m just going with whatever they’re going with.
  • you think your best quality is: quick wit and deprecating sense of humour, yo.

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER? 

  • single or group dates: group
  • to be loved or respected: PORQUENOSLASDOS
  • beauty or brains: PORQUENOSLASDOS
  • dogs or cats: PUPPIES. Sausage dog puppies.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU.

  • lie: Not really, I do my best not to in every situation.
  • believe in yourself: I AM SUPER HUMAN
  • believe in love: diggity
  • want someone: I bag that man already

LAYER SIX: EVER?

  • been on stage: Yes mam, and realised I wasn’t suited for it- behind stage is my game.
  • done drugs: yes
  • changed who you were to fit in: Fuck no, I’ve been me since year 5

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES

  • favorite color: Purple?  
  • favorite animal: SAUSAGE DOG PUPPIES
  • favorite movie: Revolutionary Road or 22 Jump Street or or or or or Vampire Academy just bc its so shitty its amazing.
  • favourite game:  Stanley Parable.

My friends and I took a road trip from sydney across state to visit our capital, we couldn’t resist popping into parliament house while they were sitting the repealing of the carbon tax.