indianchiefkeef:

how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on you 

rnemes:

gudnam:

gudnam:

 i hate mac and cheese

i just lost a follower

u deserved it

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

abhortion:

movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just